[orig]
The Tao is like a well
Used but never used up
It is like an eternal void
Filled with endless possibilities
Hidden, but always present
I don’t know who gave birth to it
It is older than God
[mine]
The Tao is like an Egg McMuffin
That is eaten all day
Served by a franchise that sells all-day breakfasts
A toasted English muffin filled with griddled egg, Canadian bacon, and American cheese
I don’t know who invented it
It’s been a key dish on the menu since the early 1970’s